
Literature is chuck full of female protagonists. They are determined and young, seeking redemption, purpose or love, and rarely is she packing children in a station wagon along the way to self-enlightenment. The most famous of mothers in literature are more aptly described infamous: Hamlet's Gertrude, Madea (pre-Tyler Perry), or the absurd Mrs. Bennet.

Now, I'm pulling the arms and legs of dirty clothes right-side out so they can churn in the murky wash water more effectively, and as I'm popping open sock balls, a low groan in the manner of modern-day mother, Marge Simpson, rumbles from my throat. I might have a clue why all the mothers of literature are missing...
It's one of those classic: "as if it wasn't bad enough..."
As if it wasn't bad enough washing, drying, folding and putting away clothes for five other people, besides myself, they have to pull their clothes off like iron-on transfers, peeling them inside-out, so that I have to unfold them for washing.
As if it wasn't bad enough doing dishes, including the stainless-steel pan of scrambled eggs, the soggy tea bags are still floating, bloated and cold in their respective mugs, and the dishwasher is already too full to accommodate the stack in the sink.
As if it wasn't bad enough to scrub the scum ring from the kids bathtub, I must disinfect every matchbox car, Barbie and plastic replicas of the entire Jurassic time period scattered and scummy from the underwater dino-demolitian-derby-fashion-show (who am I kidding...is there ANY Barbie on the planet with clothes on? Couldn't be a fashion show as much as just a general mosh pit).
As if it wasn't bad enough taking out the trash, the liner has slipped below the towering peak of garbage, and I must fish for it while banana peels and Chinese take-out containers tumble to the floor.

In the meantime, as I jam one too many sweaters into my son's dresser drawer, I have high hopes for my leading young ladies and gentlemen. Hopefully, I won't have to abandon them or die a tragic death for them to build character and forge a journey of epic proportions. I would like to think that with my influence, and not without, my daughters will daydream and feel the world with all their senses like Anne and possess the steely, principled strength of Jane. And, maybe my sons will be have the virtue of Oliver and discover life's lessons steadily, albeit at times naively, as did Pip.
I may not inspire a literary documentation of my life doing this laundry, but I would like to think whatever characters my children become, a little piece was inspired by this washing, drying and folding mom.
You are amazing. I love how you've created art out of the mundane tasks of motherhood. I must tell you that last night, after making your most delicious "Chicken Piccata" (which I took a picture of btw), I was complaining about the stack of dishes, pans, etc. that appears after a good meal. Scott and I then tried to imagine the CALBERT'S dishes...:)
ReplyDeleteI'm reading this wondering ifyou've somehow placed hidden cameras in our house! Each post seems to replicate feelings, thoughts, and situations that we've encountered days prior; well accept the 4 kids part! I appreciate your honest perspective and love your half full glass.
ReplyDeleteOk...I get the hint. I will un ball my socks from now on... Just know that the house would probably turn into the latest episode of Hoarder's if it wasn't for all the work you do. It doesn't go un-noticed by me, and at the very least, you are contributing to not warping our little ones beyond help.
ReplyDeleteso... i need to fold my pants the right way, right?
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You make me laugh! I think every mom and wife can relate to this battle with laundry! It's always the constant in our lives, it is NEVER done :-) that and dirty dishes lol
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